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8/05/2004
Mustang's are great cars... OK, now...Before we start here, I should point out, yes, I have awful spelling and grammar and punctuation, and I have NO business poking fun at others, but, ummm...damn. Cookie starts school on Monday, and today we went to a "meet and greet" where we got to meet her teacher. Now let me take a second to point out...HOLY FUCK! I'm meeting a teacher whose class my kid is gonna be in! ME? God fucking dammit, how could I have ever seen this turn of events! 2 years ago I didn't even KNOW I'd gotten a girl pregnant...Now I find out it happened 8 years ago, when I was still a virgin...strange. Anyway...yeah, we met Cookie's teacher, and her name is Ms./Mrs./Miss/Dr./Sir/whatever Mason. She calls her class "Mason's Mustangs." Only, she doesn't exactly write it like that. All over her class, every instance of it was written "Mason's Mustang's" Now, It's been a while since I was in College, but last time I checked, apostrophes GENERALLY indicate possessive. "Mustang's"? (yes I know Question marks go within the quotes, but I prefer british notation, so fuck you) What does Mason's Mustang posses. Anyway, on her white board she'd written "Welcome Mustang's" so I grabbed a dry erase marker while she wasn't watching and drew an arrow to the apostrophe and wrote "Mustangs is plural not possessive." I'm a dick. YEAH!
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